(805) 964-5400
320 S. Kellogg Suite E2, Goleta, Ca. (Next
to the Sizzler)
Member of the World Bartenders Training Organization,
Stars of the Bars & Professional Bartenders Training Assoc.
"JUST FOR FUN THOUGHTS"
Thoughts
to Keep your Day from Driving you Crazy
1. A day without
sunshine is like night.
2. He who laughs
last, thinks slowest.
3. Light travels
faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear
them speak.
4. Depression is
merely anger without enthusiasm.
5. The early bird
may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
6. A clear conscience
is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7. Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines.
8. If you think nobody
cares, try missing a couple of payments.
9. How many of you
believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
10. OK, so what's the speed
of dark?
11. How much deeper would
the ocean be without sponges?
12. Eagles may soar, but
penguins don’t get sucked into jet engines.
13. Why do psychics have
to ask you your name?
14. What happens if you
get scared half to death, twice?
Signs You Are Probably Not
the Elite Bartender You Think You Are
1. The term "quality drink" never
crossed your mind; people only drink to get drunk, right?
2. The solution to every problem
is: just add more alcohol
3. You think expiry dates on juices
and milk doesn't concern you.
4. The only reason you become a
bartender is for free booze and cheap dates.
5. When someone tips poorly you
assume you did nothing wrong and that the guest is an a_ _hole.
6. You huff and puff when somebody
orders a drink you don't like or know.
7. You chastise people for their
drink orders.
8. You haven't washed your work
cloths for weeks and just leave them under the bar.
9. You believe the blender is not
a bartender’s tool.
10. Sticking your finger, thumb
or lips in a drink doesn't concern you.
11. Using three-day-old slimy lime
wedges doesn't concern you.
12. You spend more time talking
to the servers than the guests at the bar.
13. You carry around a fly swatter
and kill fruit flies while people eat.
14. Just a few fruit flies in a
drink doesn't concern you.
15. When it gets really busy, you
go on a break.
16. You "borrow indefinitely" from
the till to pay for your rent.
17. You treat your bar-back &
servers like dirt, but expect exemplary service.
18. You think you are an elite bartender
and ignore guests request because you think you know better than they do.
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